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DIY Squirting Dildo

Making almost any flexible dildo into a squirting dildo.

Before I started this, I thought we’d have to use a dildo that’s sold as a squirting dildo, but we have a favorite dildo that just hits the right spots and wanted to be able to modify it.  As you probably know, using a standard drill bit in a rubber or silicone material just makes a mess. Again the internet assisted here, and I was able to inexpensively make a specialized dildo drilling bit based on how people drill holes into rubber stoppers.

All that you need here is an exacto, drill, a file, lubricant, and a brass tube that is slightly larger on the inside than the outer diameter of tube that you will be using inside the dildo.  The parts below are designed for the tubing listed in the above parts list.

The idea is to sharpen the end of the brass tubing.  That’s why a thin diameter brass tube was selected. By filing the end profile to a blade of sorts (see imagery) you can put it in the drill, and cut a circular core.  The rod fills up with the material you are removing, and it leaves a very clean hole. I ran a test hole first to determine which taper I wanted to go with on the Brass rod.  An external taper makes a hole roughly the size of the inside diameter and it is easier to push through the length. An internal taper makes a hole roughly the size of the outside diameter of the hole.  Tapering both inside and outside the tube gives you a hole somewhere in the middle.

I started the hole from the tip.  Using the exacto knife I cut a slit about 5/8ths of an inch deep, and then spread the two sides apart and inserted the brass tube.  This simulates the actual anatomy, and I think provides a more realistic squirt because the pressure builds up until the cum is able to squirt through the vertical cut.

Use plenty of lube as you core the dildo, the further you go in, the more friction will build.

To insert the silicone tube into your new hole, put it onto a coat hanger or similar item, and lube up the exterior of the silicone tube as much as possible.  Insert from the base, and after you remove the tape at the top, stretch it and trim off ¼ inch and allow it to snap back inside the vertical slot you cut in the beginning.  The tubing should not be visible from the outside. Next, just hook it up and watch the pump drive the simulated cum out!